“So, you want to know what it’s like to have aphasia? Well, buckle up because it’s a wild ride.

First, let me say that having aphasia is a lot like being in a foreign country where you don’t speak the language. Instead of being in a foreign country, you’re in your brain. And instead of not speaking the language, you’re not even sure what words mean anymore.

But don’t worry; I’ve got some tips for navigating this crazy land of aphasia.

Embrace your inner toddler. Words are complicated, so why not just point and grunt like a little kid? It’s not the most efficient communication, but it gets the job done.

Use Google Translate. Okay, so it’s not the most reliable tool, but it’s better than nothing. Just type in what you want to say and hope for the best.

Draw pictures. Sometimes words just won’t cut it, so bust out the crayons and start doodling. It’s a great way to communicate your point without saying a word.

Get creative with your hand gestures. Want to tell your spouse to turn off the lights? Just wave your hand in the general direction of the light switch. Want to ask for a glass of water? Just make a drinking motion. It’s like charades but with less acting and more flailing.

Don’t take yourself too seriously. Aphasia can be frustrating, but try to see the humor in it. After all, who doesn’t love a good miscommunication?

So there you have it, a guide to living with aphasia. It’s not always easy, but it can be a lot of fun (in a weird, frustrating way). Just remember to be patient with yourself and embrace your inner toddler.”